ABOUT THE AUTHOR Icachowda/Matt lives in California, he does not like axe.
Or mexicans, as it would seem.
That is all.
This is the first article I've written so far. Enjoy?
Today we talk about how to smell like a Mexican.
Axe Body Spray, What is this shit?
Actually, What is any spray that we call a 'deodorant'?
Axe body spray may be the cheapest excuse for making you smell 'good'
The media claim women love it, but the only women I have met who love the smell are the ones who
look like this
Razor Blades? IN MY VAGINA?
Its very likely you fucking bitch!
Lets say you are done with your work out at the gym.
All you have is axe. You use the axe.
Way to go douche fag, now you smell like a sweaty mexican.
But what really pisses me off, is when faggots in the locker room overuse it.
As if it was aerosol vagina insead of mexican in heat scent.
Another shit for brains product is that TAG shit.
Seriously what the fuck is this.
Are they guaranteeing you women?
If I were to pick up a can of that crap, spray it on my person
and be attacked by this...
I would think twice about writing this article.
But no, all I get attacked by is this...
and if not her...
THIS...
Tag Commerical
Why does this remind me of Hentai Comics?
If I walked into my girlfriend's house and her mom came onto me,
I would have to kick her in the cunt and tell her to make me a sandwich
then my girlfriend has to watch while i cram the sandwich in her anus.
Then we tie up her mom, and fuck on the couch and watch Air Bud.
Next to the Axe Commerical...
1st of all, why is there a facility where Women smell soccer shirts?
Why is that fag spraying 2 cans of axe on his person.
I have a theory.
That man is a wetback...
I mean, He is using axe,
AND HE PLAYS SOCCER!
See?
In conclusion, If you want your GPA above a 1.0 i reccomend not using axe.
