First time i've ever wrote an article, I dunno if it's gona be any good but ima go ahead and do it anyway. Read on if you dare.
Scientology
What the fuck, I didn't know much about the so called " religion"
so I search the net for arctiles to read and help further my
knowledge on the cult, I mean "Religion".
So i came apon their website, that's the offical site. I mean hey
what better place for information? So I acutally went along the
site looking for some better understanding
when i came across A "Free personality test" online. Sweet! So i
started filling this shit in, but realized that it was hundreds of
questions long and began messing around
and so I just put "neither agree nor disagree" for every single
question instead. I'm way below normal in all but two aspects my personality.
Wow...so....without even providing any actual information on any
items of the questionnaire, the baseline is to be completely inadequate.
I guess that means that any average person is completely screwed up and needs Scientology to cure them.
Oh, and of course, the test doesn't tell you any detail about your
personality results...just that you're screwed up.
To get more detail, you gotta go to your local church of Scientology
(easy to find, since they get your personal information right off the bat to refer you to the nearest church).
I also looked for a reference to a published article describing how
this test was validated, you know, scientifically, but I guess they forgot to include that.
Further research on Scientology found a lot more hilarious and cheesey science fiction
(apparently humans evolved from clams),
but strangely, nothing at all related to science.
Here are just SOME of the beliefs
A person is an immortal spiritual being (termed a thetan) who possesses a mind and a body.
The thetan has lived through many past lives and will continue to live beyond the death of the body.
Through the Scientology process of "auditing," people can free
themselves of traumatic incidents, ethical transgressions and bad
decisions which are said to collectively restrict the person from
reaching the state of "Clear" and "Operating Thetan."
Each state is said to represent the recovery of native spiritual
abilities and to confer mental and physical benefits.
A person is basically good, but becomes "abberated" by moments of pain and unconsciousness.
Psychiatry and psychology are destructive and abusive practices.
What should really happen is, well we should get the pope to come
down to the church of r-tardagoloy and kick some ass
I wish I was immortal. That'd be cool. Anyway. DID YOU KNOW! That these douche bags have rankings.
Scientology Zero deals with the Scientologist's immediate
surroundings, the world and society, for the general public.
Scientology One deals with "essential data about living and life,
applicable to anyone" who could be considered a Scientologist in
the broadest sense — those who have read some Hubbard books, and have applied things learned in them.
Scientology Two is obtaining and applying Scientology training and course materials in an "Org."
Scientology Three covers attaining Clear and preparation for Operating Thetan (OT) levels.
Scientology Four deals with OT levels and Saint Hill Special Briefing Course (SHSBC) materials.
Scientology Five is the use of Scientology tech applied to the highest global sociopolitical echelons.
What is this Dragonball Z?
The first five levels take two weeks each on a 40-hours-per-week
schedule. The highest level comprises 16 individual checklists,
each requiring an average of three to four weeks of study,
and covering in total 12,000 pages of materials and 450 lectures. Crazy Huh.
Also to gain ranks within the cult, I mean "Religion". You gota pay out hella.
Not to mention all the killing they do!?
You know what i can't be asked
In conclusion, Scientology appears to be an insane cult based on
the hilarious work of a science fiction author (summary of one of
his books: "the epic tale of Jonnie Goodboy Tyler’s
struggle to free mankind from alien Psychlos and so restore world
peace" ... Jonnie Goodboy?!). It has nothing to do with science,
and is probably even crazier than other religions.
Scientology sucks. Period.
