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Well, Let's start with the males, shall we? These are prime examples of "internet tough guys" any average high school male, when awarded the internet and or marijuana turns, almost immediately into one of these monstrosities.

Holy dick! That is one cool cucumber!


That is just the tip of the iceberg, however, as it DOES get worse in this jungle we call a town.



Neato kazeeto! This must be how these animals attract their mates, by showing off their ability to lead the pact in a stampede. Clearly, by picking this mate, the female will know that he will be able to fend off opposing animals by showing his underdeveloped hispanic stomach to them.
Seriously though, wtf is this? This is worse than the famous fat girl angle shot.



The most intelligent thing I have seen kids from my area doing is post pictures of their 14 year old selves smoking pot.




If you're gonna do it, do it, that doesn't matter, what matters is when you purposefully put images of yourself doing it up for public discussion, or trying to get the attention of some sort of clique of people.



The most disgusting thing I have seen from these fags on myspace would have to be the way they abuse guns.



Let's analyze this picture, shall we?
1) He is wearing a shirt in the triple X sizes, but he is a small spanish boy.
2) Just look at his face, this is one of the most autistic "gangstas" I have ever seen.
3) The gun is pointed directly at his heart, this might be a good thing.
4) Through the combined efforts of his autism and shirt, he is unable to even hold the gun with both hands.
5) Just look at his face, seriously, wtf? I hope whatever he is eating is very tasty.



Then, there's the kids who you don't even have the words to describe.



MY EYES! MY EYES! I CAN SEE FOREVER! WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO EXIST? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?



Before you even ask, yes that is the same kid. Why he is doing this to me, I do not know, but this is scarier than all the autistic gangstas in the world.



Wtf, Kris, srsly, wtf.



Now for those lovable cans of jailbait.


You love 'em or you hate 'em, and if you love them you're a faggot whom shouldn't be looking at this page, and if you DON'T love them, then you're a faggot who belongs in the navy.


These here are called females, when you take a normal, healthy girl with good morals and clothes, put her in school and give her the internet, this is what comes out. A ball of unwarrented feelings of self importance that somehow lost all its clothes.

I'm no nut, and I'm not all that old fashioned, but remember, I'm still a dry bastard, so I will pick at these if I damn well please.

On the subject of their unwarrented self importance, lets investigate what causes this phenomenon.




Well, I think I've had my daily dose of ugly, but let's see what the comments are on this very picture.




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Okay, it seems like I may have put alittle too much faith into mankind, excuse me while I purge my stomach.

It seems like their unwarrented self importance is fed by these halfwit potminded fucks to the point where these twits find every single bloody aspect of their life to be of utmost importance that MUST be discussed and gone-over by a comitte.

Take this young lady, normally, when someone is prancing about in their room half naked with soft spanish music playing in the background it's called masturbation, or general screwing around that is usually kept private, but for these intelligent young ladies...




Apparently, it's called "belly dancing" and is some sort of spectator sport.
Last time I checked, writhing around like that in your bedroom was called having a seizure, and you were hospitalized for it.
I am sorry young lady, but unfortunately this here equation proves...



These two things are NOT the same. Enjoy your moustache, bitch.



Furthermore, a running archive of your life is NOT FUCKING NECESSARY.


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But you may ask me, "Me, what can we possibly do about these little cretins running amuck in our village?"
The only thing you can do...

Crudely drawn purplecock moustaches.
Tons of them.