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Welcome to the Biggs case file archive, please present security clearance.






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Biggs, (known most commonly by that name, but also goes by "Yeager Nasworthy" "Sandman" "Lavalar" and "that faggot over thar") is a fucking liar and an internet troll of epic proportions. This does not mean however his trolling causes epic lulz, but rather epic fail. In this section we will compile and analyze information on this strange creature.

WHOIS: Like many emotionally arrested people Biggs is stuck in a childlike state of mind constantly rejecting the world as it is, and actually believes that he controls the very fabric of the universe with his thoughts. This is what happens when you are an only child and your parents give you everything for free. He has a habit of stealing other people's ideas and then claiming they are his own. One of his most recent plaugurisms is claiming he invented the phrase "IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZOR" in a game of Halo 3. Sometimes Biggs will attempt to hide his plaugurism by changing a miniscule detail in something and then claiming it is an "inside joke" and that any similarity is pure coincidence.

Professions: The Biggs is a man of many trades, either that or he has a habit of claiming to be things he is not. Our records show that he has allegedly been a certified computer hacker, police officer, highschool quarterback, bodybuilder, gunsmith, retired special forces commando, mercenary, master of arms, starship captain, CIA agent, was trained by the soviet spetsnaz and lives by the way of the samurai. If you insult him he will take it very seriously and go on about "reclaiming his honor", he will then call you a dirty liberal andthreaten to kill you by shooting you with one of his "highly modified" airsoft guns that can "put a bb through 1/4" sheet metal". If you confront him on any of these issues however, he will just deny them Stating that they are a lie.



FILES ON BIGGS

A lulzy death threat from biggs on Jan 13, 2005

BIGGS THREATENS LEGAL ACTION

Threatening to kill us didn't work, so now he wants our monies.


A note for Biggs' lawyer.

Biggs threatens legal action on 11/30/07

Biggs threatens legal action on 12/15/07