A special note for Biggs' special lawyer...
Dear Mr. Lawman,
Hi, It's us, Lupin/Matt and Div/Mike, how are you doing?
We're fine, thanks, glad to hear you're well.
We were just wondering what it's like to be working for someone
who is almost twice as stupid and obese as yourself.
Well, since you did have to get through law school to be where you are
I have to assume that you have some kind of intelligence.
But then again, you are taking a case for an abused overweight autistic.
But that's aside the point.
We here at TheFAMAS would like to welcome your nonexistant self to
our wonderful organization.
We would just like to let you know, that we checked, we are not
breaking any laws, not even slightly.
I know you older people wouldn't like to have to go around this
newfangled internets trying to find out if we're breaking any laws
just letting you know, we aren't, we have been good, and would
like something nice from you for Christmas this year.
last year you promised us a playstation, but we never got it.
We felt very very sad.
Well, if you have any questions or concerns or would like
to take us out to dinner, just let us know.
You can send all your questions here and we will try to get back to them.
legaldept@thefamas.org
We look forward to your imaginary reply.
With love,
TheFAMAS Organization.
