Mike / Div: So what do you think of Ron Paul?

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: The man will win

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I havent felt this good about a canidate

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: since I first herd about W

Mike / Div: ...Bush? Are you high?

Mike / Div: anyways, NH is the key state

Mike / Div: its the most libertarian in the union

Mike / Div: if paul cant win NH theres not much chance

Yeager Nasworthy: plus

Yeager Nasworthy: this is my reality

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I pick who wins

Mike / Div: oh god, not this again

Mike / Div: so u picked the dems to win the 06 election?

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: yea

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I didnt focus enough on it

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: and my fears controlled the elections

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: besides

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: the real div

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: is in a universe

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: where the republicans won

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: and took over the world

Mike / Div: ok so if u control the universe

Mike / Div: whats in store for me tomorrow

Mike / Div: am i going to win the lotto?

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I dont know

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: something good will happen

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: because I hate you so much

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I invision you as my rival

Mike / Div: ...

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: the Div in my universe has to be always a step ahead

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: except with guns

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: you're always behind

Mike / Div: gee thanks

Mike / Div: i get everything except what counts

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: well think about it

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: if you're to be my rival and mentor

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: you need to be in a powerful position

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Doctor, Lawyer, ect

Mike / Div: and then what

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: well, as a rule of thumb

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Div is always a step ahead of biggs

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: this makes biggs aspire to be more

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: than he would be without div

Mike / Div: and in the end biggs surpasses div

Mike / Div: with his guns

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: not necessarly

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: again, Div will be one step ahead in everything but one thing

Yeager Nasworthy: right now you're ahead of me in airsoft

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I sold my last gun today

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: you never thought you'd be ahead in that.. of all things

Mike / Div: i dont even like airsoft

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: but you are none the less

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: you have one more gun than I do

Mike / Div: if anyones ahead its lupin

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Lupin

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: he's a.. Free radical

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I dont know where he came from

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I think he was born from a dream I had

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I think he may be myself from another universe

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: must of developed diffrently early on

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: and split off

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: which created shards of this reality

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: it all makes sense now

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: there is fur rules

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: four*

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: that I've been able to find

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: through trial and error

Mike / Div: apparently grammar isnt one of them-

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: 1!!. your fears rule you and the outcome of important things in your life

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: 2. the rival is always ahead in almost everything, to surpass him in everything would require all of your concentration and resources.

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: 3. People come and go, architypes remain the same

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: 4. There is always a mentor in your life, regardless of if you know it or not

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I think 5 is "no matter how hard you try you always end up sucking at something you're supposed to be good at

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: its held true for a lot of things

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I'm supposed to be good with guns but I'm a total klutz

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: it also seems as if I'm warned when painful things are about to happen in my life

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: before I got kidney stones they had tons of specials about them on the Discovery channel and TLC

Mike / Div: u havent tried at anything but videogames and airsoft

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: after the stone passed, I didnt see any of the specials

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: And guns. I fail hard with real guns

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I cant even get my tommy gun to feed reliably

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: and when I do get a gun working-

Mike / Div: and u failed at UO cause u didnt listen to me

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: yes, the mentor

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: you were the mentor, turned rival

Mike / Div: no, all i said was-

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: same architype

Mike / Div: make friends with other ppl so u have allies

Mike / Div: but u were like "no im a lone wolf"

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Why is it always twos?

Mike / Div: ?

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: when I stop talking to you

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: someone else comes along and gains my favor for a long time

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: then they fade as you return

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: but it's never more than two

Mike / Div: i cant answer that

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: You, and myself

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: or Kozaken and myself, or Matt and myself

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Speaking of kozaken, he's another free radical

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: We're too alike to not be the same

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Matt.. it's hard to tell. is he a mentor, apprentice

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: IDK what role he fills yet.. but it's a very specific one

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: you're the rival.. Rivals are always a step ahead

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Apprentices are always a step behind

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: and radicals are always in tune with me..

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Odd how this all comes together eh?

Mike / Div: not really, u make things seem that way

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: the same way alex jones does?

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: speaking of jones. where does he fit in?

Mike / Div: uhh he doesnt

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: oh but he does

Mike / Div: uve never spoken to him

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: prehaps not

Mike / Div: or listened to his show, or watched any of his movies

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: but previous to you, the rival

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I've had encounters with him on CTC

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: ...thought he was a loon and nothing more

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: but then you, the rival, took up his cause

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: and his following exploded to millions

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: So..

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Whatever cause you take up by definition I will hate. and they will win

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: IT MAKES SENSE!

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: The dems won in 06 because YOU wanted them to!

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: which in turn made me hate you

Mike / Div: and how does paul fit in

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Well, now you've taken up paul

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: this means as long as I hate paul, and you love him, he will win

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: DUN DUN DUNNN

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Whoever I support by default loses to whoever the rival supports

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I like the way this is going

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: ikt's true

Mike / Div: well, it sounds to me like ure trying to formulate some kind of self worth for your sad excuse for a life

Mike / Div: by making ureself think ure running the show

Mike / Div: u feel important

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I've noticed it in real life

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: the way things have changed

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: people have said things to me

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: then said they never said those things

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: and honestly dont remember those things

Mike / Div: ?

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Famous people have died then next week they turn up

Mike / Div: who

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: it's clear to me that I've somehow managed to merge through realities

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Freddy cougar

Mike / Div: ...

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Ann Nicole

Mike / Div: shes dead

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: yea now

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: watch next week she'll turn up doing a movie

Mike / Div: shes not jesus or something, shes not coming back from the dead

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: If I can figgure out how to control this abillity to move through realities

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I can shape the world to my liking

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Think about it

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: stick a mirror up and another mirror behind you

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: it looks like the stuff is going on forever

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: ever wonder why?

Mike / Div: its a piece of glass not a portal

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: alone prehaps

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: but aligned its a window to other shards

Mike / Div: shards?

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: reality shards

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: something caused reality to shatter I don't know what

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: look at the way the world has changed

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: we've gone from the cool styles

Mike / Div: mirrors reflect light, thus two mirrors reflect each other

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: then how do they create multiple images

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: as far as the eye can see

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: thats the event horrizion

Mike / Div: wow. i never thought id meet someone who doesnt understand how mirrors work

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I've been in situations where I should have been killed but I've made it through

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Noory talked about this

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Your mind jumps through realities when you should of died

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: some people can control it, others cant

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I need to figgure out how to do this..

Mike / Div: uh huh

Mike / Div: and i see dead ppl

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Remember

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Rival, one step ahead of the hero

Mike / Div: *cough* an hero

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: two steps ahead of the apprentice

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: You have to make paul win.. you have to support him so I hate him and he will win

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: because thats how its worked so far

Mike / Div: you have a self defeating personality

Mike / Div: u should see a doctor

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: one step ahead.. or are you

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: We could turn this around and the theory would still work

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I'm your rival

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I supported the Republicans in 06

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: so.. they lost

Mike / Div: so

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: You're a step behind me !

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I am the rival

Mike / Div: if ure the rival

Mike / Div: howcome i dont care about what u do

Mike / Div: let alone believe anything u tell me

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: No matter how you play the cards the theory plays out

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: in your reality I am the rival. you've jumped into a shard where the Rs won and the NWO is going to win

Mike / Div: oh well

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: You're just a shadow clone of the real Div

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: WHERE IS THE REAL DIV?!

Mike / Div: BEHIND YOU

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: AHHH

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Watch I predict that whoever I hate will win

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Paul

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: I hate paul

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: he's everything you are and then some

Mike / Div: so if you're one step ahead of me you must already know everything i know

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: you are correct

Mike / Div: well then, west nile virus causes what illness?

*2 mins later*

Mike / Div: encephalitis

Mike / Div: u wouldve been able to answer that if u were one step ahead of me

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: this is my shard not yours

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: in your shard I did answer it

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: in your shard Im the medical student. in your shard I'm sucessful

Yeager Nasworthy [R]: Can I come to your shard?

Mike / Div: yea, come over

Mike / Div: bring pretzels

Mike / Div: and while ure at it tell me whats the function of topoisomerase

*you have been blocked by biggs*