LOOK AT THIS MOTHER FUCKING GUN!
DAMN! LOOK AT THAT FUCKING TRIGGER.
THE DAMN GUARD FLIPS OUT SO YOU CAN SHOOT IT.
EVEN IF YOU'RE WEARING MITTENS THAT ARE TWO FUCKING SIZES PAST HUGE
Know what that's called?
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ARCTIC MODE. BITCH.
What other gun is badass enough to have a
FUCKING ARCTIC MODE?
None, that's who.
LOOK! IT EVEN FOLDS BACK UP.
WANNA KNOW WHAT I CALL THAT?
I CALL IT TROPICAL MODE.
What's that thing in the magwell?
THAT'S THE DOODAD THAT YOU USE WHEN YOURE FIRING A ROCKET.
THAT'S RIGHT IT FIRES MOTHERFUCKING ROCKETS.
HOW MANY OTHER LIGHT ASSAULT RIFLES CAN WRECK TANKS AND SMALL VILLIAGES WITH A SINGLE ROCKET?
NONE! BECAUSE THEY KNOW IF THEY TRIED THE FAMAS WOULD COME AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM FOR CRAMPING ITS STYLE.
LOOK! THAT'S THE FAMAS FELIN.
IT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE FAMAS FUCKS A SUPERCOMPUTER.
YOU GET A WEAPON THAT CAN SHOOT AROUND CORNERS, AND RUN CRYSIS ON MAXIMUM.
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO STICK YOUR HEAD OUT.
YOU JUST PUT YOUR FAMAS AROUND THE CORNER, AND IT DISEMBOWELS ANY AFRICAN MILITIANTS IT SEES FIT.
Still not convinced?
LOOK AT THESE FUCKING NUMBERS
WHAT OTHER WEAPON HAS THE BALLS TO HANG OUT WITH THAT MANY NUMBERS?
ONE THAT KNOWS IT'S SHIT, THATS WHO.
Those numbers know that they ain't got shit on the FAMAS.
I'd like to see 17 try and take FAMAS' wallet.
He knows he'd get wrecked.
ORDER NOW!
